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 What would we do without our family members?? These are all texts that are family related: Brought to you my Text from last night.com.....Enjoy :)

1. "Why didn't you tell me dad was a registered sex offender?"
   - "we were going to tell you eventually, how did you find out?"
   "our school resource officer showed us how to use Family watchdog and pulled up his picture."

2. "my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion."

3. "my girls lil sis wanted to play hide and go seek. She told her to go hide. We went to her room and had sex. She was hiding under the bed."

4. "Is it a problem I find my wife's 16year old niece sexy?"

5. "so both my 8yr old sister and my f*** buddy  are named sara."
  -"this can't be gong anywhere good."
    "guess which one I texted last night to come over so I could punish her?"

6. "She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that."
 -"I assume you meant to contact someone else on you contact list instead of your own mother..."

7. "your dad touched me again."

 8. "I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
      I did not just catch my dad watching porn.'I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
      I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
     I did not just catch my dad watching porn."

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9. "I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?"

10. "Help I just walked in on mom blowing dad"

11. "Can I sleep on your floor? My wife just found my eharmony account."