I do wonder about people sometimes... How we all live on the same planet because there are some STRANGE individuals who are waaaay out there in life.. Some though are funny.. Here are some texts you can decide whether you find them strange or funny.
1. PERSON A: "How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as a meal?"
PERSON B: "4"
2. "Come pick me up please. I just puked in my lap. bring pants."
3. "I was gona clean my house but wine sounded better"
4. "I'm pretty sure I'm amost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like if I were in prison I would try it."
5. "so it's Thursday which means it's time to resume communication with you."
6. "woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed...was I that uncooperative last night?"
7. "She's liking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable."
8. "If I was there I'd make you a vicodin sandwich."
9. "due to the flooding of the parking lot, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm...all are welcome."
10. "there is laundry and salad all over my car. I need context."
11. "You now know someone who has successfully talked their way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long."
12. "I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked."
13. "you on campus? she just peed the bed. I need to go."
14. "did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target now? It's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training."
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