Funniest conversations people text each other.

1.  person A: "you dropped me off at the wrong girl's house"
     person B: "there's no such thing as the 'wrong girl' make it happen"
     person A: " alright see you in the morning"

2. "if you the one who ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you"
     "those had pot in them"
      "and goodluck on your interview asshole"
       
3. "so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there-you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup-then you proceeded to put the cup in the mircrowave and melt it because you 'wanted water'. you then fell down the stairs while saying 'you don't know me' then crawled on the couch."

4. person A: "Why are my keys in the refrigerator?"
    person B: "You said, 'this is really gona confuse me tomorow.' Apparently drunk  you plays t   tricks on the hungover you."
   person A: "that explains so much"

5.  person  A: "we didn't even have break up sex.."
     person B:  "you had it for us with someone else..."

6. person A: "thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely two years ago. I just found your hospital discharge bill in my closet
   person B: "anything for my little brother"

7. person A: "I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared."
    person B: "I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could be wrong"

8. " Pretty sure I just blacked out the last 48hours, the last thing I remember is the 4pm bar crawl on thurs"
    "I can't believe they are going to let me be a doctor."

9. person A: "ambylanc"
    person B: "what?"
    person A: " there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it"

10. Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. i might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped.

1) This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
2) I asked a girl to buy her a drinkm she said I have a boyfriend, so I said, well I have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
3)Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall...In between heaves we told eachother our names; I found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade.
4) I just sat at a stop light for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. I need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
5) So I just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing a nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God I love my boobs.
6) The guy I was getting with last night took off is purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
7) So the guy behind in courth for my DUI hearing on a lawnmower at 1AM..he is my new hero.
8) O shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket.
9) I decided it would be a good time ti smoke on one of my deleveries but then got the munchies and ate a peice of pizza. I was freaking out so I told him it was our new packman pizza.
10) I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a dissassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night but I want to do it again.
11) He said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to talk this walk of shame with pride.
12) So I use to make fun of Texas a lot, but then I got here and I found a place where you can get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized this is the only place I ever want to be.